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We See You When You’re Sleeping

November 24, 2017

Imagine your family tucked warm in their beds on Christmas Eve. The lights on the tree twinkle, cookies and milk wait on the table, and white snowflakes sparkle in the silent night. No last-minute shopping, no fighting crowds at the mall. Your family awakens to the perfect gifts under the tree. And the cookies and milk? Gone, with a note saying “Thank you!”

Relive the childhood wonder of Christmas with Amazon’s North Pole®. North Pole uses the latest Artificial Intelligence (and a touch of elfin magic) through the Echo® devices already in your home. Enable North Pole on all your devices and start an Amazon Christmas List™. Add items through the web, the app, or by speaking to Alexa®. North Pole scans your email, texts, social media, and conversations to suggest gifts your family will love. Your Echo Look® guarantees a perfect fit and style. The results may surprise you.

Set budgets for each family member, and enable Amazon’s always-on Checking It Twice™ (Beta) AI to compute their “naughty or nice” scores for the year, and adjust budgets accordingly. Keep your family on their best behavior with alerts from Santa. And when Christmas Eve finally arrives, Santa’s reindeer drones wait until you’re sleeping (Fitbit or compatible sleep monitor required), and use Amazon Key® to deliver your gifts right under the tree. This year, believe in Christmas again.

PLEASE NOTE: Amazon Krampus® is discontinued. If the Krampus enters your home, please alert our 24/7 customer service and your local authorities.

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